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Sunday, July 20, 2008

First Post!

I have an on and off relationship with blogging. One day I am all up for it, the next, well, I don't care about it and end up wasting all my time playing games. Which, well, isn't that big of a waste as I love them.

Anywho,

As the title suggests, Nothing all that exciting or blog-worthy happens in my life, which may make you question... Why Does He Bother? The answer being simply, I like to write. The moment I start to write something like this it is hard for me to stop as it is
A) A way to kill time
B) Something that will pass the time
and
C) Something that will ultimately make the time go quickly.

Oh Shit, that is all the same thing. But yeah, the time will go quick for me as I type up all this bullshit while trying to juggle talking on MSN and get my Pornsworth out of the internet.

I don't have high expectations for readers with this blog but I don't care, as long as I can get my thoughts out in the open I will be happy as a pedo in daycare.

Things I have done.... Things I have done... This thing will have no consistency and will be me jumping from one thought I had to another in rapid succession. I went to Luna Park on Wednesday with Shaleen, Peter and two others who I still don't know the name of, it was an awesome day with me spending most of it checking if my heart was still going and how fast it was beating. I've never really been a huge fan of Theme Parks, but, I spent $48 bucks on it (well spent by the way) and intended to go on every ride. The first stop was Coney Island,
in the infinite wisdom of a friend of mine "You fell like a giant kid in it" Which is true, there is nothing truly technological about the place and it is just all this old school entertainment like moving flaws, walking through revolving tubes and the like, think of the ride at the end of Grease and you are on the right track. After that, I went on the Pirate Ship, which was the freakiest motherfucking piece of shit in my life, it starts of well, Back, forward, back, forward, back forward, getting higher and higher, until they decide "Lets keep them upside down and watch the one with his girlfriend piss himself!" Thankgod I didn't, felt like I would though, but yeah, after 2 times of suspending outside feeling like you would fall out of it, you warm up to it and you feel relatively safe, until you hear a Sound of something breaking come from your right and you Nearly actually do soil yourself.

The second was one of those really fast spinning rides which go really fast and you stick to the walls which wasn't that scary but had me cowering like a little girl. To move along I went on alot of rides, the best one in my Opinion The TAAAAANGOTRAAAAIN! Yeah, Dramatic, Go me! Anywho, so like, I get on this with Shaleen and Peter and it starts spinning around real first with all three of us in the one Carriage and it starts of alright, three of us hurling backwards screaming like r-tards when it gets to a speed that everyone ends up leaning to the one side... towards me, which is a real pain in the arse as there is a piece of metal digging into my thigh which still hurts 4-5 days later, grrrr. Anywho, it slows down i'm like "Fuck yeah that is the bullshit sickness!" it moves again "Alright Guys we're going forwards now it's going to go alot faster!" Cheers come from all round, a inaudible groan escapes my mouth, even though I was in pain and couldn't breathe, it was freakin awesome.

The scariest ride was the Ferris Wheel, seriously, stopping and starting to let people on, it sucked, rocked like hell, 'nuff said.

On a side note, I saw a friend I haven't seen in months in the city of all places, but, that always happens to me. Once saw two friends of mine in a maccas in the middle of NOWHERE on the way to canberra. seriously. odd.

So like, running out of stuff to say, but will still bitch on for a few more lines/paragraphs, I'm totally in love with The Presets and Slagsmalsklubben, seriously, you people, you need to listen. Expect a post threatening you to listen to Splashdown or lose your knees.

You have been forewarned!

So like, totally going to like, post this now, and like, yeah, See how many people read it. If you do read it, leave a comment. Gimme your thoughts and like yeah.

Go me!

<3 Pip!

(Aren't I a queer?!)

3 comments:

Unknown said...

First comment.

Unknown said...

Ahh, very insightful Mr Konnecke. You seem like a man who lives his life to the fullest. Well Done.

Anonymous said...

haha the tangotrain is so fun.
I chickened out on the roter though my excuse is that I was sore.