Darn

I have forums going. Yeah, I know, it is unnecessary shit but, I like them. And really , I don't care how big or small they are, as long as people use them I am happy. It is slowly starting to take shape and has a good layout beginning to show. Only downside is I accidentally deleted all the posts at one stage and was only able to salvage The Rules, which I like alot.

Messing around them is the only thing occupying my time right now.

The ebay man is evil. I was messaging him tonight about payments and he was all like "Paypal is fine" blah blah blah and when I went to pay like half an hour ago there wasn't a paypal option, so tomorrow I gotta pay with a deposit into his account.

Yeah, thats all I really got, I gotta start doing more to put into this. Till I do, take care.

Phil

Quiiiickly!

Alrighty, out of boredom and curiosity, I've made forums. 

http://semimediocreforum.muux.org/index.php

Starting small, tell your friends. Laid back atmosphere I'm going for.

Thanks, Phil!

If I only had a barain....

I'm sick of the layout of this thing, It was nice at first but, I don't know, It just isn't doing it for me anymore, it is a like my wife put on 50 kilos and I'm just not attracted to it, I know I barely see the actual Blog except for looking at comments but, yeah, I want it to have some flavour. An Edge. I will get it to happen eventually, It also needs more photos of me, not to be up myself or anything, but it is my blog, and you fuckers love the look of me anyway.

Bloodhound Gang own, Hefty Fine is pretty awesome an Album with no tracks disappointing (Excluding the skits).  Yeah.

I hope I like Vista. Laptop is going to have it, I will just have to learn to live with it. It will be like THE ODD COUPLE! DU DO DO DU DOOO! DO DU DO DU DO DO DOOOO... Yeah, that was hummed alot better in my head.

Slagsmalsklubben are an AWESOME group. A swedish group who make sweet love using Keyboards and Synths that makes music art. They've got Three Albums and a Bootleg, the Albums just keep getting better with every release, in my opinion, others think that Boss For Leader(the latest) doesn't do them justice, I am here to say, SHUT THE FUCK UP DICK LIPS! THAT ALBUM IS WHY GOD MADE EARS! Seriously, it is just so fricking brilliant that I can't get enough of it.  The bootleg is a live set they did for some frickin Radio station which is a bit of alright. Although I'm convinced Kom Igen Kommisarien is no different to the album version, sounds exactly the same, even the words said at the end sound Pre-Recorded.

You were probably expecting more on your Slagsmalsklubben post but, this wasn't intentional and don't have much to say on it, well as much as I thought I did. Once Again I'm tired and want to go, you bastards have a good time.

Ciao! Pip!

And the votes are in....

Out of an overwhelming amount of votes the answer to my question "Do I Really need a blog?" the answer is

BANANA!

Yeah, only 8 people voted. I must have more readers then that, right now I should really be packing my bag or cleaning, Getting picked up by dad soon and yeah, should be ready, it pisses him off when I fuck around and am late.

I just ate the most awesome Kebab either, My girlfriend would hate me if she kissed me right now, I can still taste the garlic sauce. it is that epically brilliant. in other news, I pay for my laptop on wednesday, I should be able to write bigger, better and more interesting blogs from my own Room, which will be Sweeeet. I miss writing big lengthy blogs cause of constant distractions.

So like yeah, the laptop is the only thing I'm waiting for at the moment. That and some more interesting things on the Wii, that thing is disappointment in a white box. No games online for GHIII ever and when you get a game in Super Smash Bros Brawl, the laag destroys the experience. That or Josh who is a Wario whoring bastard who is unbeatable with that guy. Pit FTW though, seriously.

If you get a chance, get Apocalypso by The Presets. It fucking owns so hard, Been played at least once a day for 6 weeks by me. So, acquire it by any means necessary, that means you Phil, if you're reading this.

String Quartet, anything they do is instant win, seriously, get that shit. Still no marks back from an assessment I think I did alright in, according to the class the room was silent with me sitting in a corner writing and saying "SHIT!" every few minutes. I either have tourettes

- EDIT -

or am just plain stupid. Yeah, had to publish a half done blog and run out the house, wicked fun.

I've become a little bit slack with my blogging, infrequent and skipping days, Which defeats the purpose and Want to try better this. The second half of this blog (after the edit) will have little to do with the first half cause i forget what I have written.

At this point I think I should end it, both my life and the blog. Alright, just the blog. Keep it real homies.

Pip!

Nearly forgot...

I nearly forgot about you beautiful handful of people who like my daily dose of blah, well here it is.

SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS POST!

I went and saw the Dark Knight today and the people are right, the movie FREAKING owns, seriously, Heath Ledger does do a magnificent Joker. The movie has only one flaw, they wasted a villain. Yeah, there were actually TWO villains in this, seriously, they bring in Two Face and kill him off in the end, I think he died ,that was a big fucking fall, although, Batman survived it so, who knows. And yeah, the movie owned.

After that went to Pizza Hut, retards with chocolate mousse equals 10 minutes of laughter. Yeah, Right.

Then Danny came back here and ingested a good amount of vodka. I hear his snores now, i'm going to kill him.

I'm going now, A post about Slagsmalsklubben will come one day, I'm just like very tired right now, and don't care about you people.

well I do, just don't want to write, falling asleep.

Bai! Pip! 

Fuck Nintendo Wifi Connection.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ELSE!

This night keeps getting better and better. To go with the wireless, I have successfully bidded on a laptop. Yeah, Epic Win! I now own A laptop.

Thats all.

DEFINETLY A Slagsmalsklubben post coming up tomorrow. 

Sorry for the delays.

Pip!

We interrupt our planned blog for this...

WHAT DOES THIS

THIS

AND THIS

EQUAL TO?

THATS RIGHT BABY! MOTHER FUCKIN WIRELESS!

WHOS YA DADDY?

Errr... Yeah, an exciting day. Internet got upgraded to being faster and cheaper and many uses, I mean, you haven't shat until you have shat while surfin the net on a PSP. Seriously. I haven't got to play many games on the Wii online, although, I did play some Smash Bros Brawl and it is... okay. Yeah, thats all. The problem with it being, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. Fuckin Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. It took the thing 2 minutes to countdown from 3. Seriously Bullshit, but then I called a mate, got his stupid friend code and brawled with him, not too bad, a little big of lag, but, it was withstandable.

I'll chuck on Guitar Hero 3 later on, that should be entertaining for a while, Mario Kart Online is always the shit. 

Yeah, short blog, decided to cream my panties about this. Woo! Wireless!

So, I'm off. I will put up friend codes as I get them.

Fuck I'm a geek.

I will get back on track next blog, it is still going to be Slagsmalsklubben. Have no fear.

*Algebraic Formula* Pip

Underrated Music

This is something I haven't been dreading but haven't been looking forward to, talking about music. My taste in music is random, I listen to any and everything. I know now these days everyone says that but that basically means every subdivision of the rock genre, I listen to EVERYTHING. I said earlier my favorite groups right now are The Presets and Slagsmalsklubben, but I'm also in love with Dethklok, mc chris, Daft Punk, The String Quartet, Blink 182 and of course... The Almighty Splashdown. 

In the very first post I mentioned them, and now, I'm going to come right out and say it, If that womans voice was a physical entity I would wreck that bitch, I would seriously tap that six ways till sunday, I would do ANYTHING to it. Err... For those of you who are new, Splashdown is a group from the late 90's made up of pure win. The best factor about them is literally the lead singers voice, she has got this thing about it that will drag you in, My favorite track is one named Ironspy, in this track her vocal chords are proved to be made out of gold hitting some great notes and yeah, it won't let go. All of there music is readily available and free on the net, it has been released by the artists so you can download it all legit like, yeah, No suing, fuck yeah. So, lets give you some linkage!

http://www.sadena.com/music/splashdown/

http://www.injected.org/splashdown/downloads.html

http://brigandine.org/splashdown/

http://symbionproject.com/

http://www.universalhallpass.com/

http://wna.com.ru/?p=249

So yeah, there is totally all that. That is every piece of Splashdown music ever created, for free, and it is all beautiful.

I'm going to put a To Be Continued on this thing, I need to be in a mood for writing about music and this just doesn't cut it

TO BE CONTINUED... COMING SOON... SLAGSMALSKLUBBEN!

Bai Bai, Pip!

Under Appreciation.

Stir crazy...

To say I am bored and tired would be an understatement, to say I am retaining the most of my sanity through this time period would be a lie. I am sitting here at ten to five in the afternoon after school wasting time again, wrapped up in a blanket, listening to Electronica with a cat. Picture that now will you, and what result does this bring up in your mind? I'm pretty sure it is a lonely old virgin who is crying out for attention, well, I'm not doing neither .I'm writing to kill time.

The good news is a small handful actually read my blog and were surprised at the seriousness of it all. At school I am actually quite loud, cracking jokes and not very mature. But, what can you expect? I sit around with 17 year olds who are screaming out who has herpes or not using the "1 in 8 people will have herpes" fight. Oh Wow, that means 700,000,000,000 people should have herpes. Fuck, Gotta love that logic!

Television is becoming less appealing to me, there is never anything decent on these days, even though our family forks out an obscene amount of cash for Pay TV, which is just littered with infomercials in between re-runs of South Park, Malcolm in the Middle and the Simpsons. Just biding my time until September till the new Series of Heroes begins and I can curl up on the couch with Tim Krings favorite bunch of superhero freaks and enjoy some compelling television.

Daft Punk, A band that is good in small doses, they also have some real shit. Same goes with the Ministry of Sound compilations. It is getting harder for me to "acquire" an album I can actually sit down and listen to from beginning to end, a few exceptions are The Presets latest album Apocalypso, Any of Slagsmalsklubbens albums and POSSIBLY the Psilodump album Psilodumputer. I don't know if music is generally getting worse or I'm just getting alot more picky. 

I need to start getting more sleep, I've been living off 7 hours sleep and it it totally beginning to catch up with me. This thing is littered with errors and spelling mistakes and at the end of every blog I thank someone's God for the invention of Spell Checker and cry a tear of relief that no one knows I am a shocking speller and bad grammar. Like, I'm falling asleep on a chair, the blanket and fireplace aren't helping either.

My Ancient History teacher is a moron, can't listen to reason that I have nothing left of Ancient History cause it was all destroyed in the great Coke explosion of '08.

If I hear Supercalafreakinawesome again I'm going to snap and probably kill someone, unluckily the girlfriend is the only one who says it religiously and don't want to hit her, but, I owe her over 1000 slaps. Her choice on where though.

I think I'm totally going to like, go lay down or something now, watch Reruns of scrubs. Kill some time... Sleep...

I'll Catch You Later

Less Then Three Pip!

 

I literally have nothing to write about. Turned out I did have some holiday homework though, if only my teacher was here to talk about it once in a while, seriously, what the fuck? She was away last day of term and first day back, I really need to see her aswell, A can of coke exploded in my bad last term and totally destroyed EVERY single bit of Ancient History notage I have. 

Damn it, Sisters iPod is a whore, well, not the iPod itself, Mums boyfriend got to it and it is now looking for a 4 digit number to unlock it, only problem is it is an ex girlfriends and yeah, I don't want to get in contact with her now (or ever) to get those numbers. The power of the INTERNET should probably help me immensely. 

A glorious thing the internet, it gives me access to the three F's Friends, Fapping and Free stuff. I doubt the music industry will survive much longer the way it is getting run and the way that piracy is going, and doubt that piracy will ever be truly gone. The simple thing is, we are getting ripped off in all regards, you name it and we pay extra then most places, I pay about 12 bucks for a pack of 25 smokes, a chick I know in the US says she takes a 5'er with her and gets a pack for the same price. The way the US Dollar is declining, it is nearly the same in AUD, so why should we pay around 135 percent extra for cigarettes? it is kinda bullshit. We get ripped off with video games, aswell, with it looking cheaper to import that Xbox 360 I want plus get all the games I want aswell. I'm pretty sure after the price of importing it aswell ,I will probably come out on top. Which is pathetic considering all the effort that will go into it. Lets check some things out.  Alrighty, lets start out with the more pricey, In Australia it is $499.00 for your standard run of the mill 20GB 360, which I always thought was somewhat reasonable, checking on www.amazon.com they have the same thing for a mere $299.99. Sure I can't import it through that site but it is good to know, that it is there. $307.55 is all that would cost me in Australian, which is a scary thought, but also, makes me scream "Why the fuck must we get fucked over by an incompetent system?" Our games are twice as expensive plus we don't have an R18+ category for games, which is all in all stupidity. I know I'm going to be screaming out statistics that everyone knows but, the majority of gamers are over 18 and heck, blame the parents and/or stores if people too young get them. So like, yeah, I can't do anything and no matter how many surveys I create or strike organised by anyone It isn't going to happen in the near future.

How this links to the music scene I have completely forgotten, possibly the fact we pay upto $1.30 per track online, yet if we walk into a store like JB Hifi or HMV we will have to pay upwards of 20 dollars for something with about 10 tracks (Is it me or are albums getting shorter?) I mean, fuck buying it for more in a store and if you're going to get it online, you may aswell save your money and get it for free. Knew I had a point.

I also support Anonymous in all of the endeavors they encounter in the fight against the Co$. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. I am not part of Anonymous, although we all are, but they have opened up my eyes to the way the Church of Scientology belives and the things they get upto. It is quite interesting and is a good read, Project Chanology is what you really want to read up on, if you agree with what they are fighting for, join the fight.

This has been one of the most refreshing blogs I have ever written, it isn't full of stupid shit and is most importantly somewhat informative. A decent break from talking about stupid shit no one cares about.

I'm off for now, 

*Heart* Pip

Things that excite me...

I play video games. Alot. For several hours a day. Everyday. If i'm online, I'm either writing in this pathetic excuse for a blog or playing/reading up on some game. E3 was this month. And holy crap, it was a huge fucking event and very exciting... If you didn't own a Wii like I did, I mean we should be happy, after all... We got Wii Music...

*Breaks Down*

Sweet mother of god, there are plenty of ports on the horizon and the only thing that actually does excite (Non-port wise) me was the new MotionPlus add-on for the Wiimote, meant to bring a new sense of realism to playing a game. Fuck Yeah!

Errr... Thats about it, Oh GTA for DS? Could Work. Could Not. Same goes for Dead Rising port. Has the potential to kick more arse then Regis Fils-Aime.

Speaking of that guy

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Reggie_Fils_Aime_Is_Ready_To_Surprise_Us_All_At_E3_15255.html

he is lying fucking scum.

Stupid bastard. Anywho, yeah.

Messy Blog, I don't like them THAT messy. But it can't be helped when your mind jumps from one topic to the other and you can't get the right words onto the pageness.

School started today! Which was pretty awesome, spent a whole free period bumming outside the RSL (Yeah, We're tragics) with a group of mates (Around 8) and just chatting for 40 minutes, a small but awesome thing to do. Spent time with the girlfriend, it is going to be good to see her everyday, she is so beautiful. Like yeah, nothing else is coming to mind right now. I will probably make a small handful of other posts by the time I crawl into slumber.

Oh Fuck, Going to Mission Australia Tomorrow. I love the boringness of that place.

Peace Out

<3>

*EDIT* Stupid fucking thing, removing my trademark Heart Pip thing.

Random

I don't have anything to say, nothing at all. So i'm going to start typing, and stop when I get jack of it or run out of stuff to talk about. Whatever comes first.

Awesomely random words: bazooka, spazmonger, insecticide, rabbit, elevator, aquarium, cunnilingus, impotency, arousal, speaker, refrigerator, brawl ,Lucario, winfield, masturbation

Awesomely awesome songs: Mr Brightside (thin white duke remix), dicks are for my friends, whatever you want, Ralph Wiggum, Radio/Video, Kicking and Screaming, Briefcase full of guts, Jags Minns Inte,.

Awesomely awesome sites: vgcats, zero punctuation, facebook, boysfood (PORN!)

Man, this is a useless blog, why I don't delete it I'll never know but, I don't know how many people actually read this and want more people to, time for stupid tags in my blog to reel in an audience!

Done. I expect no more people to turn up except my friends whom I force!

I'm jack of it.

See you bitches later

<3 Pip!

Zero Punctuality

Quiiiiick, Smalllll, Pooooost...

If you haven't already got around to it check out The Escapists only decent thing on there site, Zero Punctuality, by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

It is an awesomely awesome video game review series in a series of video and the greatest thing is, the man doesn't hold back at all and if a game deserves a giant spanking he will give it.

Some notable reviews are The Super Smash Bros Brawl review, His response to the fan mail and my all time favourite, the heterosexually aimed Guitar Hero III review.

If you get time make sure you check it out at

www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

You won't go wrong with it....

Until another thought pops up

I'm Out

<3>

Headache and eventual cure

in the words of a friend

"fsck it"

That is how i feel right now, I'm not depressed or anything, i'm just in a shit of a mood. I'm tired as hell and have a headache that makes me want to die. It's my sisters birthday tomorrow, Happy Birthday if you read this Ash.

Today was a fucking brilliant day, had my girlfriend over for most of it and we just hung out, nothin to special a little kiss, some tv, it was the motherfucking shit. Unfortunately the evening has felt awful due to my tiredness and whatnot i've become snappy and agitated and want nothing more but to get back to my place and totally crash like a bitch.

School starts tomorrow, for the first time in 2 weeks I will have to be up at seven in the morning, I can hear people all over the world play the worlds smallest fucking violin all at once. "Look at the poor sunnuva bitch, having to wake up before noon nawwww diddums" the truth being I don't care if I'm at school or not. I've been there for the majority of my life, 2 years longer then most and the outside world scares me.

Plus, I get to see my woman... Win!

You broke Florida...And most of Latin America is missing. says (8:12 PM):
lol i gotta show u the angry txt she sent highlights include her saying she hopes i get hit by a bus andalso telling me to"go fuck kenny"

I love break ups, well, watching them anyway, always funnier on the other side.

Oh Man, Got the whole message infront of me, I give you, without adieu, BEST TEXT EVER!

"U know what go die i new u were a jerk i should have never slept with u i hope u go fuck keny u piece of shit i hope u die i really do u prick why u know i realy hope u get hit by a bus dont care is i sound like a bitch u deserve it scum bag"

That is the un-edited reply to the message of him breaking up with her, I have honestly, never EVER read such a beautiful piece of literature, well Danny, You're the best scum in the world, seriously, that text has capped off a fucking brilliant day. Oh Man that is so fucking funny.

Thats all I got right now, that actually helped my headache.

it owns. so hard. so so hard.

<3 Pip!

fuck...

fuck, thats it.

bed.

now.

7 hours need to be up...

fucking masago

night

<3 Pip!

Webcomic?

So, it's totally 1 in the morning and I need to be up in god knows how long, but something is keeping me up which funnily enough I find quite Mediocre. There is a webcomic that i'm reading right now called Masago, which is kinda alright but isn't that funny.

but it has charm...

not a very good reason

It is coined as "The Restauarant Webcomic" and it is exactly as it sounds, people bitching about there food, I'm 102 comics in and would recommend it to people if they want something to kill some time.

LINKAGE! http://masago.org

so yeah, thats all I have to say...

You people are going to read alot of crap which you will eventually get hooked on.

<3 Pip!

First Post!

I have an on and off relationship with blogging. One day I am all up for it, the next, well, I don't care about it and end up wasting all my time playing games. Which, well, isn't that big of a waste as I love them.

Anywho,

As the title suggests, Nothing all that exciting or blog-worthy happens in my life, which may make you question... Why Does He Bother? The answer being simply, I like to write. The moment I start to write something like this it is hard for me to stop as it is
A) A way to kill time
B) Something that will pass the time
and
C) Something that will ultimately make the time go quickly.

Oh Shit, that is all the same thing. But yeah, the time will go quick for me as I type up all this bullshit while trying to juggle talking on MSN and get my Pornsworth out of the internet.

I don't have high expectations for readers with this blog but I don't care, as long as I can get my thoughts out in the open I will be happy as a pedo in daycare.

Things I have done.... Things I have done... This thing will have no consistency and will be me jumping from one thought I had to another in rapid succession. I went to Luna Park on Wednesday with Shaleen, Peter and two others who I still don't know the name of, it was an awesome day with me spending most of it checking if my heart was still going and how fast it was beating. I've never really been a huge fan of Theme Parks, but, I spent $48 bucks on it (well spent by the way) and intended to go on every ride. The first stop was Coney Island,
in the infinite wisdom of a friend of mine "You fell like a giant kid in it" Which is true, there is nothing truly technological about the place and it is just all this old school entertainment like moving flaws, walking through revolving tubes and the like, think of the ride at the end of Grease and you are on the right track. After that, I went on the Pirate Ship, which was the freakiest motherfucking piece of shit in my life, it starts of well, Back, forward, back, forward, back forward, getting higher and higher, until they decide "Lets keep them upside down and watch the one with his girlfriend piss himself!" Thankgod I didn't, felt like I would though, but yeah, after 2 times of suspending outside feeling like you would fall out of it, you warm up to it and you feel relatively safe, until you hear a Sound of something breaking come from your right and you Nearly actually do soil yourself.

The second was one of those really fast spinning rides which go really fast and you stick to the walls which wasn't that scary but had me cowering like a little girl. To move along I went on alot of rides, the best one in my Opinion The TAAAAANGOTRAAAAIN! Yeah, Dramatic, Go me! Anywho, so like, I get on this with Shaleen and Peter and it starts spinning around real first with all three of us in the one Carriage and it starts of alright, three of us hurling backwards screaming like r-tards when it gets to a speed that everyone ends up leaning to the one side... towards me, which is a real pain in the arse as there is a piece of metal digging into my thigh which still hurts 4-5 days later, grrrr. Anywho, it slows down i'm like "Fuck yeah that is the bullshit sickness!" it moves again "Alright Guys we're going forwards now it's going to go alot faster!" Cheers come from all round, a inaudible groan escapes my mouth, even though I was in pain and couldn't breathe, it was freakin awesome.

The scariest ride was the Ferris Wheel, seriously, stopping and starting to let people on, it sucked, rocked like hell, 'nuff said.

On a side note, I saw a friend I haven't seen in months in the city of all places, but, that always happens to me. Once saw two friends of mine in a maccas in the middle of NOWHERE on the way to canberra. seriously. odd.

So like, running out of stuff to say, but will still bitch on for a few more lines/paragraphs, I'm totally in love with The Presets and Slagsmalsklubben, seriously, you people, you need to listen. Expect a post threatening you to listen to Splashdown or lose your knees.

You have been forewarned!

So like, totally going to like, post this now, and like, yeah, See how many people read it. If you do read it, leave a comment. Gimme your thoughts and like yeah.

Go me!

<3 Pip!

(Aren't I a queer?!)